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Interesting.
I was just flipping through the school paper today and came across the horoscopes. I usually don't read these, but the Simpsons was on commercial and... Yeah.
"SAGITTARIUS-You have no complaints this week. You're happy to fill a new role on Monday or to let others find their own ground. With everything on course, there's no need to hurry. Tuesday and Wednesday are perfect if you love people. Rub shoulders, shake hands and launch into meaningful conversations. No matter how many friends you have, there's time for all of them. On Thursday and Friday, the world is more your tool than your toy. On Saturday and Sunday, the likely becomes legendary. The thing you've been hunting walks right into your camp and rolls over to have its belly scratched. A living trophy is always better than something stuffed and lifeless."
Okaaaay...
"SAGITTARIUS-You have no complaints this week. You're happy to fill a new role on Monday or to let others find their own ground. With everything on course, there's no need to hurry. Tuesday and Wednesday are perfect if you love people. Rub shoulders, shake hands and launch into meaningful conversations. No matter how many friends you have, there's time for all of them. On Thursday and Friday, the world is more your tool than your toy. On Saturday and Sunday, the likely becomes legendary. The thing you've been hunting walks right into your camp and rolls over to have its belly scratched. A living trophy is always better than something stuffed and lifeless."
Okaaaay...