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4 - You'll include this explanation.
5 - You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.
1) What would your perfect romantic date be like?
I don't really believe in romance, which is supposedly a big problem with me. o_O My perfect date would be something fun, though, such as going on a hike so we could picnic somewhere, or watching stupid (rented!!!) movies and snacking on popcorn. Maybe even with a big bunch of our friends! So long as we were doing something fun, I wouldn't really care what we were doing or who it was with.
You know what would actually ruin the date for me? If he/she/it looked at me and said "I love you". Those are the three most overused words in the entire English language and I hate them. I don't say them unless I absolutely positively without a doubt mean them (opting instead for "wubboo," which is almost the same but not) and I don't really like it when someone says it to me. But, as I said, I don't really go in for romance, so maybe the anti-"I love you" sentiments go along with that...
2) If you could write a porn flick, who would be in it and what would the plot be like?
Plot? They're supposed to have plots???
Naa, don't hit me! I was kidding! Mmm... I would call it the "Bare Witch Project" and it would be a blatant ripoff of the original, but with better camera work and much more smut. It would star the main cast of the original movie and a ferret, simply because ferrets are cool. Instead of them all simply disappearing at the end, though, they'd be reunited in the witch's cabin, where they would all be sexed up and ravaged by the witch, who would be played by a Tim Curry look-alike in drag.
The ferret would exercise its right to abstain and not take part in any of the random sex.
3) What is your favorite fantasy? Describe it to me. >D
When I was back in high school, trying to avoid taking notes in Math class, I once had a daydream where I lived in a box in New York City. I hate the city--I'm a country girl, I guess, even if I'm loathe to admit it--and I lived a miserable life as a homeless lady. I had my box, though, and a pencil, and nice people would give me bread every once in a while. And tourists always pitied me and they'd give me a few bucks, which I'd save up and use to buy either manga or a pack of paper, depending on my mood at the time. Eventually I had to make some clothes out of a burlap sack and had to occasionally rely on digging through the trash to eat, but that was okay. See, I was the homeless person who all the neighborhood kids would come by to ask questions. And I'd tell them stories! They'd be really good stories, too, and eventually word would spread and everyone would come to see the homeless lady who told silly stories! I'd be the most popular homeless person in the city and the local mob-gang-thing would get suspicious of me. One of their henchmen would come by and shoot me while I was in the middle of telling a story and everyone would scream and run around in panic!
When the cops or whatnot finally came to pick up my corpse, they would discover both my manga collection and a collection of short stories, some of which were the same ones I'd been telling the local people. They'd get sent to a publishing company who wouldn't even look at them. They'd pass them along to a lowly editor, who would read them and then decide that it wouldn't hurt the dead author any if he/she took credit for them all. So the lowly editor would get the stories published in his/her name and become world famous and no one would ever know that they hadn't written those things after all.
I really liked that little daydream.
4) You are an inventor. If you could create one thing, anything, out of the blue, and it would exist (no matter how complicated it may be), what would you create, and why?
Oooh, I would invent a random discomforter mechanism! It would be made out of a few paperclips, a stapler, dryer lint, and some random objects that I pulled out of my pocket and it would be stuck together with chewing gum. Then I would put it in a box and tell the world that it was the single most significant and important invention that they would ever see in their entire lives. I would say that it had the potential to make everyone think a little harder than they normally would. And I would take it out of the box and share it with all of them... provided they could figure out what it was supposed to do and how it worked.
Everyone reading this knows that it's just a bunch of crap stuck together with gum and thrown into a box, but they wouldn't know that! So they would spend the rest of their lives trying to guess what was in the box that could affect them all like that, never knowing that it was just a bunch of crap stuck in a box. And it would fulfill its purpose, as well: by telling them they could see the device if they could figure out what it was supposed to do, they would all be thinking a lot harder in order to figure out what it was.
I've always liked playing mind games with people better than actually doing something useful. ^^
5) If you could have any kind of ability, what would it be, and why?
I would have the ability to make people happy just by smiling at them. It makes me sound really fake, like the "world peace" Beauty Queens, but I really would rather do that than anything else in the world. I'd choose it simply because people need to be smiled at more and because it would make me feel good (see, it really is a selfish reason!). I hate seeing people get depressed and I never know what to do when they cry, although I try my best to do whatever it is I can for them. So I'd really just like to be able to make people happy, no matter what. Being able to do that would be really awesome.
1 - Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 - I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 - You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 - You'll include this explanation.
5 - You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.
1) What would your perfect romantic date be like?
I don't really believe in romance, which is supposedly a big problem with me. o_O My perfect date would be something fun, though, such as going on a hike so we could picnic somewhere, or watching stupid (rented!!!) movies and snacking on popcorn. Maybe even with a big bunch of our friends! So long as we were doing something fun, I wouldn't really care what we were doing or who it was with.
You know what would actually ruin the date for me? If he/she/it looked at me and said "I love you". Those are the three most overused words in the entire English language and I hate them. I don't say them unless I absolutely positively without a doubt mean them (opting instead for "wubboo," which is almost the same but not) and I don't really like it when someone says it to me. But, as I said, I don't really go in for romance, so maybe the anti-"I love you" sentiments go along with that...
2) If you could write a porn flick, who would be in it and what would the plot be like?
Plot? They're supposed to have plots???
Naa, don't hit me! I was kidding! Mmm... I would call it the "Bare Witch Project" and it would be a blatant ripoff of the original, but with better camera work and much more smut. It would star the main cast of the original movie and a ferret, simply because ferrets are cool. Instead of them all simply disappearing at the end, though, they'd be reunited in the witch's cabin, where they would all be sexed up and ravaged by the witch, who would be played by a Tim Curry look-alike in drag.
The ferret would exercise its right to abstain and not take part in any of the random sex.
3) What is your favorite fantasy? Describe it to me. >D
When I was back in high school, trying to avoid taking notes in Math class, I once had a daydream where I lived in a box in New York City. I hate the city--I'm a country girl, I guess, even if I'm loathe to admit it--and I lived a miserable life as a homeless lady. I had my box, though, and a pencil, and nice people would give me bread every once in a while. And tourists always pitied me and they'd give me a few bucks, which I'd save up and use to buy either manga or a pack of paper, depending on my mood at the time. Eventually I had to make some clothes out of a burlap sack and had to occasionally rely on digging through the trash to eat, but that was okay. See, I was the homeless person who all the neighborhood kids would come by to ask questions. And I'd tell them stories! They'd be really good stories, too, and eventually word would spread and everyone would come to see the homeless lady who told silly stories! I'd be the most popular homeless person in the city and the local mob-gang-thing would get suspicious of me. One of their henchmen would come by and shoot me while I was in the middle of telling a story and everyone would scream and run around in panic!
When the cops or whatnot finally came to pick up my corpse, they would discover both my manga collection and a collection of short stories, some of which were the same ones I'd been telling the local people. They'd get sent to a publishing company who wouldn't even look at them. They'd pass them along to a lowly editor, who would read them and then decide that it wouldn't hurt the dead author any if he/she took credit for them all. So the lowly editor would get the stories published in his/her name and become world famous and no one would ever know that they hadn't written those things after all.
I really liked that little daydream.
4) You are an inventor. If you could create one thing, anything, out of the blue, and it would exist (no matter how complicated it may be), what would you create, and why?
Oooh, I would invent a random discomforter mechanism! It would be made out of a few paperclips, a stapler, dryer lint, and some random objects that I pulled out of my pocket and it would be stuck together with chewing gum. Then I would put it in a box and tell the world that it was the single most significant and important invention that they would ever see in their entire lives. I would say that it had the potential to make everyone think a little harder than they normally would. And I would take it out of the box and share it with all of them... provided they could figure out what it was supposed to do and how it worked.
Everyone reading this knows that it's just a bunch of crap stuck together with gum and thrown into a box, but they wouldn't know that! So they would spend the rest of their lives trying to guess what was in the box that could affect them all like that, never knowing that it was just a bunch of crap stuck in a box. And it would fulfill its purpose, as well: by telling them they could see the device if they could figure out what it was supposed to do, they would all be thinking a lot harder in order to figure out what it was.
I've always liked playing mind games with people better than actually doing something useful. ^^
5) If you could have any kind of ability, what would it be, and why?
I would have the ability to make people happy just by smiling at them. It makes me sound really fake, like the "world peace" Beauty Queens, but I really would rather do that than anything else in the world. I'd choose it simply because people need to be smiled at more and because it would make me feel good (see, it really is a selfish reason!). I hate seeing people get depressed and I never know what to do when they cry, although I try my best to do whatever it is I can for them. So I'd really just like to be able to make people happy, no matter what. Being able to do that would be really awesome.
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1: If you could be any anime character for a day, who would you be and why?
2: Let's just pretend for one minute that RahXephon knows something we don't and there really is a Tokyo Jupitaaaa hanging around somewhere. Would you rather be a bubble-person, an anti-bubble person, or none of the above? Why?
3: You have been granted the magical ability of raising the dead! The catch is that you can only use this power once and that the person you bring back to life will only be around for two weeks, tops. You must use this power or else the earth is going to explode or something. Who would you bring back, why would you pick them, and what would you do with them?
4: If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
5: What's your biggest pet peeve?
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2: What's your most favoritist song in the entire world? What's so great about it?
3: Who has had the biggest influence on your life?
4: You've been given the chance to molest one person in the entire world (real or not), no questions asked! Who would it be and why would you pick them?
5: You do a lot of rp-ing. And I mean a lot of rp-ing. You've made up a lot of original characters for these games: which one was your favorite character? Why? Do you usually base your characters off of yourself?
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2: Describe your perfect lover. Leave no details behind!
3: Would you rather have a perfect body or a perfect mind? Why would you choose that?
4: You're a writer, right? Right. You have two choices. On the one hand, you could be faced with almost constant writer's block. You would only get ideas every once in awhile and even then you wouldn't know for certain if they were any good. On the other hand, you could have a muse constantly be giving you ideas, nonstop, without any breaks. In other words, you would always be having ideas. Which option would you choose? Why?
5: If you could live one moment of your life over again, would you do it? If so, what moment would it be? If not, why wouldn't you?