Sniper Snatchers?

Well, they think they've caught the serial sniper. Good for them--it took long enough. What makes me wonder is this: what if they're wrong and the real guy is laughing it up somewhere wondering why we're all such total idiots?

Sniper surprise!

Good news! The ballistics test came back and they linked the gun to the guy they caught! The sniper has been caught!
Phew... Load off my shoulders.
Okay, so not really. Living a scant twenty-some miles away from where the guy was found has had no worrying effect on me.
-_- So call me an insenstive and enthropathic bitch. It's true, you know. So very, very true...

*laughs*

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