kageotogi

First off, some Real Life Theatre.

Me: *whine*
Dad: You're sick?
Me: I've got a cold.
Dad: ...you've been sick a lot lately.
Me: I have?
Dad: Yeah. Last week you vomited, a couple days ago you had cramps, you vomited again on Sunday, and now this?
Me: ...this is just a cold.
Dad: But what about the rest of those times?
Me: ...my lunch didn't agree with me last week, and on Sunday I woke up too early and my digestive system needed to be shocked awake. That's been happening since I was little.
Dad: Fine, but what about the cramps?
Me: Um...
Mom: *steps in to save me* She's a girl, Tom.
Dad: Huh?
Me: *facepalm* Red Death, Dad.
Dad: *stare*
Me: ...I'm going to make some tea.
*fifteen minutes later*
Dad: OH!

I love my father. ^__^

I promised meme answers, and I am delivering~! Below are a few of the stuffs I promised people a million years ago. I'm only posting for the Five Things meme. The drabbles will come at a later day and/or time.

For wicked_pistil: ( Five Times Eiri Tried to Stop Smoking. )

For domacatrix: ( Five footwear options Sanzo tried before deciding on sandals. )

For domacatrix: ( Five fashion trends that Sissi followed--even though she hated them. )

For domacatrix: ( Five things Wendell couldn't get used to when he was a dog. )

For regina_sama: ( Five of Eiri's Most Absurd Fetishes )