Fortune Cookies Of The World Unite!

All Chinese food has something against me. Honest. I mean, I love the stuff to death, but something always goes wrong when I eat it...
The boiled baby octopus meal was the exception, of course. The worst thing that happened at that particular meal was that Andy almost retched on my shoes. *shrugs*
Anywho, Mom saves the messages from fortune cookies. I'm not sure why, she just does. On the back of the fortune, she writes down the name of the person the cookie fortune was read by and the date, and then she puts them in a little box. It's insane, really, but kind of funny.
I was looking through this box for no reason at all and I came across one that I got a few months ago that said "You will be in good health." If I remember correctly, I had the flu when I first read that fortune, I had a cold for three weeks after that, and then I found out I was anemic. So...
Where's the good health that stupid cookie promised me???

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I'm going to go kick a wall now.