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...tonight's writing is not going well. I'm giving up for the right now and I'll bust my butt tomorrow. While I'm working, if possible. -__- And it was all flowing so well this morning. *general complaints*

Leviticus.

A quickie before work:

Me: Hehehe. They're having a discussion in Psych about same-sex marriages. One girl wrote:

I have mixed issues on this subject. I am somewhat religious and the bible says that homosexuality is an abomination.

On the other hand homeosexuals dont bother me as long as your shoving itin my face or talking about everything you do, i dont want to know whatyou do in the privay of your own home, than i am fine with it.
Me: Then said:

1. Leviticus 20:13 (New International Version) 13 " 'If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

2. Leviticus18:22 (New American Standard Bible) 22'(A)You shall not lie with a maleas one lies with a female; it is an abomination.

Me: To which I anonymously replied:

I can quote the Bible, too. ^_^

Leviticus,11-10: And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which [is] in the waters, they [shall be] an abomination unto you:

11-11:They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.

25-44:As for your male and female slaves whom you may have: you may buy male and female slaves from among the nations that are round about you.

Luke, 6-31: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Joan: You know, Leviticus was a real prick.
Me: mmmhm. But he's the most fun to quote. ^_^
Joan: God was probably all like: "Jesus Christ!"
Me: *LOL*
Joan: And the Jesus was all, "What, dad?"
Joan: And God was unto: "Would you look at this Leviticus fucker? He's a real dickhead."
Me: *giggle*
Joan: And Jesus probably replied: "Yeah, I know. He gave me a swirlie. He's a real prick."
Joan: And then God probably got Truly Pissed. Because no one gives his son a swirlie. "I'm going to smite that motherfucker back into the stone age."
Joan: And Jesus then laid a hand upon his father's hand and said: "Do unto others, Dad. Do unto others."
Joan: -The End-