Canada Day Presents.

[kageotogi]

Joan: *referring to Shu* This fish has lived the longest of all my fish.
Me: Exciting, isn't it?
Joan: I think he's lived for almost a full school year.
Me: I'm very happy for you. Zap's lived the longest of all my fish, too.
Joan: When did I get him?
Me: I dunno. I got Zap on Canada Day.
Joan: *stare* You know when you got him? You freak.
Me: I'm not allowed to remember Canada Day?
Joan: *more stare-age*
Me: He was my Canada Day present!
Joan: You don't get presents on Canada Day!
Me: I can if I want!
Joan: You can't, AND you bought him YOURSELF.
Me: He was a Canada Day present to me from me!
Joan: OH, MY GOD!
Me: Hee. Hello, livejournal.

Comments

[boobiequeen.livejournal.com]

My fish are dead.

snicker

[ex-chromati.livejournal.com]

"blame canada!!!"

[lorryl.livejournal.com]

Well, as an authority on Canada, I say Canada Day presents are not only allowed, they should be mandatory!

[girltrumpeter85.livejournal.com]

To keep him alive, don't leave the window open on a freezing night! That's how my last one died...:(

[shukashi.livejournal.com]

*can so see you two doing that*

[(Anonymous)]

I don't have any right to get gifties on Canada Day, but you lived there so maybe you do?


- eva