Canada Day Presents.

[kageotogi]

Joan: *referring to Shu* This fish has lived the longest of all my fish.
Me: Exciting, isn't it?
Joan: I think he's lived for almost a full school year.
Me: I'm very happy for you. Zap's lived the longest of all my fish, too.
Joan: When did I get him?
Me: I dunno. I got Zap on Canada Day.
Joan: *stare* You know when you got him? You freak.
Me: I'm not allowed to remember Canada Day?
Joan: *more stare-age*
Me: He was my Canada Day present!
Joan: You don't get presents on Canada Day!
Me: I can if I want!
Joan: You can't, AND you bought him YOURSELF.
Me: He was a Canada Day present to me from me!
Joan: OH, MY GOD!
Me: Hee. Hello, livejournal.

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