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kageotogiNote to self: drinking coffee after two o'clock in the afternoon does not do good things for your heartrate. It is clearly necessary to work your way up to two o'clock coffee, otherwise you will give yourself a heart attack by two forty-five. Or at least drink decaf. Idiot.
My heart is trying to run a marathon right now, but the coffee was pretty good, for break room coffee.
Today, in the elevator, I considered the ramifications of picking someone's pocket just to see if I could do it and, if I could, how I would give back their wallet without making things awkward. (And yes, I rode the elevator up by myself, so I didn't have a target in mind. Additionally, for those of you who Actually Know Me In Real Life, please don't worry about my picking your pocket any time in the near future. For one, I'm not that talented and, for another, I don't actually want to pick someone's pocket. I was just playing with the idea of what could happen. This has been a Public Service Announcement.)
My heart is trying to run a marathon right now, but the coffee was pretty good, for break room coffee.
Today, in the elevator, I considered the ramifications of picking someone's pocket just to see if I could do it and, if I could, how I would give back their wallet without making things awkward. (And yes, I rode the elevator up by myself, so I didn't have a target in mind. Additionally, for those of you who Actually Know Me In Real Life, please don't worry about my picking your pocket any time in the near future. For one, I'm not that talented and, for another, I don't actually want to pick someone's pocket. I was just playing with the idea of what could happen. This has been a Public Service Announcement.)
