kageotogi

I had a super-long conversation with Leilla really early this morning. It was great. ^_^

GilgameshLolotea: hi!
Her: it's me!
Me: eh?
Her: your mother
Her: ooooooooooooooor, leilla
Her: one of the two
Me: hi, mom.
Her: exactly
Her: yes, hello my dear child

Her: how goes your studies?
Me: oh, you know. the more professors you sleep with the better grades you get. *shrug*
Her: heh, guess what!
Me: what?
Her: I sent you your birthday present just now ^_^
Me: yikes. 0_0
Her: it's so wonderful
Me: what is it?
Her: er...I think it's a bit early ;
Me: nah, not too early.
Her: oh, you'll see
Me: I won't open it until my birthday. :-P
Her: *yay*
Me: lol
Me: 'sup?
Her: no tmuch
Me: really?
Her: holiday business
Her: and the like
Me: fun.
Her: did you have a nice thanksgiving?
Me: not bad.
Me: I hate my brother. >_<
Me: you?
Her: me too
Her: mine was great, but kind of sad
Me: why?
Her: there was 19 people at mine
Me: wow.
Me: and?
Her: yeah
Her: oh, well the sadness is from my grandparents leaving and all
Me: they left???
Her: they went to florida
Me: really?
Me: for good?
Her: yeah.
Me: I'm sorry.
Her: er...I think it's until...srping? I have no idea, but my grandmother gave us all prsenets that kind of say goodbye to something much larger
Me: wow.
Her: They'rre these poem type things with a picture of her holding us as babies, and it says all things she's proud of us for
Me: aw, that's sweet!
Me: a little odd, but still sweet.
Me: were you guys funny looking babies?
Her: ...er, not really
Me: why not?
Her: because we were cute babies
Me: hurrah!
Me: I'm so proud. ^_^
Her: except for rachels because her picture was from when she was around 7
Me: so she was a funny looking baby. ^_~
Her: yes, very much so
Her: actually we found a home video the other day with her as a baby
Me: and?
Her: she was standing up in her play pen and it kept watching her, and then it looked away for about two seconds and when it came back she was flat on her back with her legs up tin the air
Her: ...the
Her: not tin
Her: how does tin come out of the?
Me: I don't know.
Me: but it was impressive.
Her: ...-_-
Her: yes, it had all this other cute stuff too
Me: like?
Her: me and dave were riding bigwheels on the side walk out of view and you can hear david saying "lee, get out of the road"
Her: all silly like, and I'm like "no, *you* get out of the road!"
Me: "lee"?
Her: --more pissed off like
Her: ah, lee, dave, and raye
Me: right, right.
Me: but... my mother's name isn't lee! 0_0
Me: imposter!
Her: yes, it's good to be part of the magic club
Her: ha!
Her: I changed it after being publicly humiliated under said name
Me: ah, all right.
Her: i dont want to talk about it
Me: okay.
Her: ;_;
Her: so why do you hate your brother, other than he's a ratfink?
Me: nah, that's about it.
Me: and he's an ass.
Her: ha~!
Her: that too
Her: what did he do this time?
Me: nothing. he's just an ass. *shrug*
Her: ah, it's a general hatred
Me: yup.
Me: ^_^
Me: it makes me happy.
Her: i can see that
Her: I see you finished your novel-thing, did you have fun?
Me: didn't finish it, but it was fun. ^_^
Me: i did 50,000 words, tho, which was the goal.
Her: that's what I meant by finished
Her: sadly, I've only read the first couple of thousand, I'll have to hope to it on that one
Me: hope to it?
Her: ...hop, pop, lop
Her: hop on pop
Me: pop on hop!
Me: ... wait.
Her: *snergel8 go read your present
Me: eh?
Her: 8 now stands for*
Me: okey dokey
Her: and snergle now stands for go
Her: *yay*
Me: I'll keep that in mind. ^_^
Her: okay, as long as you do that ^_^
Her: oh! I read your gravi/angst fic
Me: yeck.
Me: why?
Her: because I'm not as brainless as I look and I wanted to?
Me: *blinku*
Me: okey dokey.
Me: you could have done better.
Her: it was nice, but sad, I had to have a good cry afterwards
Me: sure, if you say so.
Her: well I do, so ha
Me: okey dokey.
Her: take that Alice Pants McFrogger!
Me: Alice Pants McFrogger?
Me: I like it. ^_^
Her: yes, it's everyone's new alias
Me: everyone's?
Me: damn.
Her: i made it up during art ^_^
Me: there goes originality up the window.
Me: ... out the window. >_<
Her: i know
Her: ha
Her: no, up is better
Me: hurrah!
Me: argh... I'm tired.
Her: i don't think i would have noticed that if you hadn't fixed it
Me: lol
Me: oh
Her: i just woke up
Me: really?
Me: oh, right. you had a snow day today. was it fun?
Her: yeah, me and dave played the funniest game all day
Me: what was it?
Her: when are you coming home for X-mas, I'll have to show you it
Me: uh... *thinks*
Me: I don't know! 0_0
Me: one second and I'll find out...
Her: it's called Armed and Dangerous for X Box.
Me: shibby.
Her: What? hwo can you not know that!
Her: ...how
Me: well, I'm staying behind a few extra days to play at graduation. I'm getting paid.
Me: Everyone else leaves on the 18.
Me: I don't know when I leave. >_<
Me: but I'm getting a ride from Gergory and I'm home until January 20th, so it's all good!
Her: ah, so a bit after the 18th then?
Me: yup.
Her: alright, it's the funniest thing I'v seen in a long time, so you'll have to watch
Me: I'm so tired... *sigh*
Her: *yay*
Me: and I think my roomie is dead. *suspicious look*
Her: aw, go to bed then
Me: why?
Her: *poor poor you*
Me: meow.
Her: *poor tired college student up till dawn*
Me: nah, just up early early early.
Me: rawr.
Her: *making cat noises*
Me: meow.
Her: ha
Me: *purr*
Her: anyhoo
Her: guess what!
Me: chicken butt?
Her: yes, exactly, that was the very seceret of life I was about to bestow upon you in all my sage wisdomness
Me: whoo-hoo!
Me: ^_^
Her: what more is there to say after that?
Her: :nothing
Me: aw...
Her: no, you were the one who opened that fountain of wisdom, you're just going to have to drown in it like the rest of us
Me: meow.
Her: never knowing how abby is being offered a 70, 000 dollar scholarship to Texas University
Me: but I don't wanna drown. *whimper*
Me: eh?
Her: or anything of the like
Me: she was offered a scholarship?
Her: ha
Me: shibby.
Me: but it is Texas.
Her: get a lifeboat
Me: *drowns*
Her: they have armadillos though
Me: they do?
Her: and cacti
Her: and Eric
Me: oh, ok.
Her: and...King of the Hill?
Me: that's a cartoon. :P
Her: and ...other very fine and very large things
Me: true.
Me: everything's bigger in Texas.
Her: yes. my mom loves it
Me: supposedly.
Her: of course, at least everything is bigger than things in maryland that's for sure
Me: perhaps.
Her: and 70, 000!!!!!
Me: w00t!
Me: is she accepting it?
Her: that's is like--- who cares if she like it! 70, 000!
Her: er...well I don't think it's as sure an offer as I'm making it sound...but I told her to go for it, and I think she is
Me: good! have you applied anywhere yet?
Her: nope, I'm thinking of going for that 5-year-teaching plan thing though
Me: cool.
Me: where?
Her: well, I'm looking into that actually, all the schools that like me are allgirls schools...
Me: 0_0
Her: i'm not sure if I can dig four years of that
Her: but we'll see
Me: four years in an all girls school...
Me: that's crazy.
Me: *drowns a little more*
Her: i know
Her: ha
Her: exactly
Her: Mr. Beerman was telling us how easy it is to get into Frostburg, and how much of a party school it is
Me: it's true. ^_^
Me: why was he telling you that?
Her: because his son went there and we were talking about colleges
Me: he hates Frostburg because he doesn't like the president of the university. :P
Her: maybe I should go there and bug you all day
Me: oooh, that would be fun. ^_^
Her: no, it's becasue his sons dorm buddies puked all over hsi sons room and and his son didn't drink so he had to sleep in the dorm funcenter places
Me: ooh, we're having an anime convention here tomorrow!
Her: really!?
Me: ahuh.
Me: it's organized by the anime/sci-fi club.
Her: neato
Me: apparently we're gonna watch all sorts of anime and stuff.
Her: so ten people are soming to your room and having a soad while watching Pokemon, huh?
Her: ...soda
Me: tell Beerman that any school can be a party school depending on who you hang out with.
Me: nah, we're watching neat stuff.

(I accidentally deleted something here about the convention and the name of the person who's stuff we're watching)

Her: my snarkiness is muchly wasted.
Her: ah, sure then he'll pick on me for the rest of my life
Me: yeah, but he loves doing that.
Me: make an old koot happy.
Me: and make fun of him back. he loves it. :-P
Her: damnableness
Me: ???
Her: Kiki's Delivery Service!
Me: okay. ^_^
Her: and Princess Mononoke!
Me: sounds shibby.
Her: and that new one!
Me: it's supposed to be a huge variety of stuff. I can't wait. ^_^
Her: er...and that one with the nekobus
Me: lol...
Me: nekobus?
Me: Totoro?
Her: I'm happy for you
Her: yes, it's a cat bus
Me: ^_^
Her: yeah!
Her: ...watch it be the exact opposite person
Me: could be, could be.
Her: all my anime dignity will be shattered
Me: lol
Me: I'm pretty sure you're right, actually.
Her: well, what's left of it
Me: still, pretty sure you're right.
Her: either that's the guy, or he'd the one who made Mario
Her: one of the two
Me: lol
Me: I'm pretty sure you were right the first time. ^_^
Her: (he's)
Her: okay ^_^ as long as we're both wrong
Me: lol
Me: all right. ^_^
Her: hehe
Me: mmm...
Me: no what I saw today and really really wanted/
Me: ?
Her: yummy?
Her: what!
Me: *blinku* How'd you know?
Her: you jsut told me *mwah*
Her: just
Me: eh? I'm confused. -_-
Her: as you should be my child, as you should be
Me: jeez, you really are a confusing mother. :-P
Her: as I should be my child, as I should be
Me: lol
Me: ^_^
Her: all the better to see with?
Me: sure, why not?
Me: I can say it's snowing in Japanese!
Me: *dances*
Her: yes. What did you see that you wanted?
Me: pez.
Her: yuki des...
Me: nope
Me: :P
Her: ah, pez is wonderful
Me: according to Tanaka-san.
Me: it's actually...
Her: the "..." was to convey my uncertainty
Me: Yuki ga furimasu!
Me: okey dokey!
Me: I went around the dorm going "pantsu da" today.
Me: that means I found my pants.
Me: I was very happy. ^_^
Her: if I were japanese I would just shout "yuki!!!!!"
Me: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Her: ha
Me: Hey, maybe in Gravitation Shuichi isn't really yelling Yuki's name!
Her: my one book tells you how to say I hate Valentines day
Me: maybe he's just telling the world that it's snowing!
Me: realyl?
Her: ha!
Me: really*
Her: like in the OVA how he's trying to make out Yuki's name by shivering and pointing up
Me: ... he did that?
Her: yes, honto ne
Me: he did that!
Me: w00t!
Her: yeah!
Her: you hvaen't seen it?
Me: I did, it's just been awhile. >_<
Her: ah
Me: see, he was just trying to say that it was snowing. *nod nod*
Her: ...i have to watch it soon too
Me: mmm.
Her: heh
Her: and then he breathed fire
Me: we should have a marathon over winter break.
Her: and flew
Me: ... that I don't remember.
Her: yeah!
Me: why did he breathe fire?
Her: you've seen it, you made an overly long comment on it once
Me: huh.
Me: really?
Her: saying exactly that I believe
Me: that he breathed fire?
Her: yes. you wanted to know what he was triny got say by breathing fire
Her: when the sentence was "Yuki's being mean to me"
Me: oh yeah...
Me: I still dont' know why he was breathing fire.
Me: wouldn't it be better if he beat himself?
Me: ... no, wait.
Me: then he'd just be a masochist.
Her: ha
Her: "Yuki's making me wear chains to bed"
Me: "Yuki's making me roll around in kerosene and then play with matches!"
Her: ha
Me: or maybe it's just... "Help, I'm turning into a dragon and the snow is trying to kill me!!!"
Me: that sounds good.
Her: call 911
Her: or 199
Me: okay.
Her: something of that nature
Her: ...hm-hm-hm
Me: damn.
Her: huuuuuuuuuuuum
Me: they're busy.
Her: -ma
Her: ah
Her: crud
Me: damn that 199/911!
Me: never around when you need them.
Me: mmm, I want sushi.
Me: -_-
Her: I guess he'll jsut be crispy like that for awhile
Me: or taco bell. that's good too.
Me: maybe.
Her: you want sushi?
Me: butter is supposed to be good for that.
Me: yes, yes I do.
Her: ^____________^
Me: we have a sushi bar close by. it's shibby. :-)
Me: I can do that too, look!
Me: ^_______________________^
Her: everything we just talked about is in the thing I sent you *wow*
Me: what?
Me: really?
Her: *reeeeeeeeead it*
Me: but I can't until my birthday!
Her: Yeah!
Me: that's what you told me to do!!!
Her: who cares, I'll send you something else fo rthat!
Me: ... really?
Me: w00t!
Her: go- man go!
Me: ...
Me: bad mommy!
Me: can't even remember my gender.
Her: girl, whatever
Her: you were an accident anyways, why shoul dI have to remember what gender you are!
Me: 0_0
Her: oh...my life of sorrow...
Me: Mommy, you never told me that!!!
Me: I'm traumatized!
Me: *cries*
Her: opps, guess I didn't...
Her: hush now darling, just read your present and it'll all be okay
Me: okey dokey. ^_^
Her: momma's gonna write you some smut, and if you don't like it- screw you.
Me: eeeeeeeeeee!!! It's Wark and Ethanuel!!!!!!
Me: *dances happy happy*
Me: *GLOMP*
Me: good mommy!
Her: *yay* it go there in one peice!
Me: ^_^

(talk about my present and the birthday card I sent her)

Her: ouch- get off my leg (I think this was in reference to the glomping)
Me: but your leg is so happy!
Me: see?
Me: *shows you your leg*
Her: imagine if my mother had asked to see it (the b-day card I sent her)
Me: lol
Me: meh.
Her: oh thank you
Me: parents are highly over-rated.
Her: ha
Me: (no offense, ma)
Her: thats it you are disowned- rate that!
Me: 0_0
Me: AGAIN???
Her: ha
Me: Mom, I thought we agreed we would save the next disownment until next spring!
Her: once a year child, once a year
Me: BUT THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME THIS MONTH!!!
Me: *pouts*
Her: ...so?
Her: sue me why don't you
Her: sh- read.
Me: ... okay. ^_^
Me: ...can apprehension really nudge someone in the kidneys, mommy? 0_0 (this is in reference to the present, again.)
Her: mwahaha- nyour real birthday story is this: PWP, Humor. Madam Hooch sees Snape swimming in the lake. What can he have been doing to get dirty?
Her: easily my child, easily
Me: *dies laughing*
Me: sounds awesome.
Me: damn.
Her: I know, to read or not to read, that is not a question here now is it?
Me: things like that make me wish I hadn't sold my kidneys on the black market for cookies.
Her: black market music
Me: ^_^
Her: exactly
Me: "What does one wear in their finest hour? Considering he owned a very limited supply of outfits he chose to mix and match to his greatest advantage: Lucky Boxers, I Need To Get Laid *NOW* Shirt, I'm Slightly Mad Socks, Why Yes I Have Lost Weight Pants, and boots that positively screamed LICK ME in those fancy newspaper title letters that no one can read." (again, in reference to the story)
Me: love it. ^_^
Her: thanks, I think the pants and shirt things should be switched tho.
Her: it makes more sense that way at least
Me: mmm... It could go either way.
Me: 0_0
Me: Wark just hit Ethanuel with his shoulder! (more present-ness)
Me: THAT'S MEAN!!!
Her: I know ;_;
Me: *sob*
Her: what has happened to the innocent Wark of yesteryear?
Her: le sob
Me: *sob sob sob*
Her: "Give us a cuddle."
"Why should I do such a thing?" Snape raised his eyebrow, which was about all he could raise, by now.
Me: lol
Me: "Wark, if anyone should be mad, it's me-- those curtains were family
heirlooms, *hundreds* of years old. If Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandmother Ishba gets wind of this-- are you listening to me?"
Me: she's still around?
Her: exactly.
Her: yes, that's why its funny
Me: duuuuuuude.
Me: ^_^
Me: she must be old!
Me: and crusty!
Her: yeek- you're almost done already
Me: just like you, ma!
Me: but I'll treasure it forever. ^_^
Her: vampires, my child, vampires
Her: ha!
Me: 0_0
Me: my mother's a vampire?
Her: ...do you remember what Ethanuel is?
Me: yup. ^_^
Me: and Wark.
Me: Warks a ly-can-ther-ope.
Her: oh when you read aobu the cake-- I think I was hungry at the time...
Me: and E-chan is a vam-pie-er.
Me: lol
Her: yes, that's what education has learned you I see
Me: ye-es.
Me: hurrah for edumacation!
Her: nicely put, my child, nicely put
Me: Wide Wide World of Wark! It could be a theme park!
Me: I WANNA GO!
Me: Ma, send me to Wide Wide World of Wark land please!
Her: heh, I was thinking more along the lines of WHAT IN THE WIDE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
Me: I just got to the cake part. ^_^
Her: *yay*
Me: "My *Baby* book I keep in the attic in a box that says, and I quote, 'DO
NOT TOUCH *EVER*'?"
Me: *dies laughing*
Me: "The one in the party dress looked a little like you."
Me: *snerk*
Her: heh
Me: I loved it.
Me: *glomps again*
Me: thank you, mommy!
Her: you're welcome o- child of mishaps
Me: child of mishaps?
Me: *cries*
Her: accident baby
Her: mwahahaha
Me: my mommy doesn't love me. *sobs*
Me: *glomps*
Me: mommmyyyyyyyyyyy!
Me: ... yuuukiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!
Her: shuuuuuuuuu---shut up
Her: heh
Me: *sob*
Her: why has that not happened?
Me: eh?
Her: don't cry little one.
Me: why has what not happened?
Her: Trowa is here now, it's all going to be okay
Me: Trowa? 0_0
Me: *glomps mommy leilla*
Me: yay!
Me: you got me trowa!
Me: *points at the sky and chants 'yuki' over and over again*
Her: that's right little Quatrina. now run along and play with your new male prostitute-- that's a big word for street whore
Me: ... I'm Quatrina now?
Me: duuude...
Me: *dances around*
Me: street whore = prostitute.
Me: will keep in that in mind.
Her: yes, you are the female Quatre. and your brother is Duet.
Me: *snerk*
Me: original there, aren't we?
Her: and your other brother is WuFei-a
Me: Wufei-a?
Her: I know
Me: so who's the butler?
Her: or would you prefer WuFei-et
Me: my brother is named WuFei-et?
Her: or maybe you would like WuFei-ina
Me: is my brother a touch confused about his gender, mommy Leilla?
Me: poor WuFei-ina.
Her: very good Quatrina you have learned to recognize denial.
Me: so who is the butler?
Her: he is a girl-- HE IS
Me: denial is a river in canada! really!
Me: I'm so proud of meself!
Her: er...Heero-a-et-ina
Me: Heero-a-et-ina?
Me: *snerk*
Her: ...
Her: oi.
Me: eh?
Her: yes, he/she/it does a fine job of openeing doors and swiferring the floors
Me: swif it!
Me: swif it good!
Me: I swiffed my floor yesterday.
Me: ...
Me: that sounds really bad.
Her: Severus Snape stared at the snake. All six eyes of the snake stared back.
"Sssssss," tried Snape, stretching out his hand. The snake attempted to strike through the glass wall of its tank. "Damn."
Me: I think swiff is really just a fancy word for sex on a stick.
Me: Ssssssss.
Me: Sssssssss.
Her: on a popsicle stick Qautrina, there's a difference
Me: popsicle?
Me: so size does matter?
Her: strawberry.
Me: and flavor too, eh?
Her: yes. well....yes.
Me: oh, okey dokey. ^_^
Me: swiff.
Me: wheeee!
Her: naturally, as all the planets must be aligned to bless such things.
Me: WuFei-ina swiffed Heero-a-et-ina.
Her: eegad its 3 in the afternoon
Me: ...
Me: actually, it's 3 in the morning.
Her: swiffed him right off hsi popsicle stick---er I knew that.
Me: his strawberry popsicle stick.
Me: please remember that flavor is important too.
Me: silly mommy.
Her: I left the flavor to be assumed-- that's how important it is--- NEVER SASS MOMMY!
Me: 0_0
Me: wait...
Me: I've already been disowned.
Her: yeeeeeeees?
Me: so why shouldn't I sass mommy?
Her: that doesn't mean a back-sass is in order!
Me: sass should be the new crayola color.
Me: don't you agree?
Her: Humor, Romance. Dobby wants Harry and Severus to be happy, and pulls out all the stops.
Her: er- yes.
Me: Oooh, guess what I did today!
Her: as well as their new fragrance
Her: what?
Me: nothing!
Me: ^_^
Me: well, except go to class.
Her: woot- me too
Me: which wasn't bad.
Me: yay!
Me: ^_^
Me: I think my roommate died. 0_0
Her: actually this morning I tried to drag a ballcart out to the barn throught the snow
Me: no, wait. She just moved. Never mind.
Me: why?
Her: eek- call 199!
Me: but they were busy last time!
Her: er...becasue I normally carry hay on it
Me: oh.
Her: - oh yeah...well this time wait until they pick up
Her: ---anyhoo
Me: y'know, you could just eat the hay and then masticate it for awhile until you needed it again!
Her: my stomach decided to implode halfway so I abandonned ship
Me: oh.
Her: aha.
Her: brilliant I'll write that down in my "All Things Smart" book
Me: yay!
Me: Kino no gogo nani o shite imashita ka.
Her: yes, I went to the barn and found a sled and put the hay on that
Me: well done. ^_^
Me: I would have done the mastication idea, but that's just me.
Her: no shite?
Me: *snerk*
Her: heh
Her: you masticate--- eeeeew TMI
Me: ...
Me: could be worse.
Me: ^_~
Her: almost everything can be.
Me: true.
Her: worse could be worse.
Me: yes. yes it could.
Me: except, you know, when it couldn't.
Her: although I don't think worst could be.
Me: mmm.
Me: what would the worst be?
Her: exactly Quatrina
Me: hurrah, Mommy Leilla!
Her: er...Wufei-ina loosing his popsicle flavor
Me: uh-oh.
Me: that would be bad.
Me: ugh...
Me: I've got to go to sleep. >_<
Her: okay- sweet dreams Quatrina- make momma proud
Me: how sweet are we talking?
Her: sugar x 10
Me: shibby. ^_^
Me: bye, mommy!
Her: have sugar x 10 dreams
Me: okey dokey.
Her: bye-o