For those of you not already aware, I have a terrible habit of chewing on the knuckle of my thumb. It's such a terrible habit that a callous has built up on the spot. Joan has taken it upon herself to keep me from doing this... So. Yeah. Joan also has a stigmata on the palm of her hand, so we've been joking about her being tied up with religion.
Me: *chewing absent-mindedly on my thumb*
Joan: HEY! Hey, stop chewing on yourself!
Me: *blinku*
Joan: Stop it! Chew on me instead! *holds out her hand*
Me: ... *bites*
Joan: ...do I taste like Jesus?
Oak: I taste like bread.
((for those who were not up to date with the stigmata, Joan just posted about it
here.))