Ban

http://www.proudparenting.com/page.cfm?Sectionid=65&typeofsite=snippetdetail&ID=1204&snippetset=yes

For those of you who haven't seen it yet. Michigan is working toward legislation that would ban homosexuals from seeking medical attention. I think I liked Kyle's (who is pre-med, for those who didn't know) reaction to it the best so far.

"How would they tell?! Fucking rectal examinations? 'Hi, I'll be treating you today... please bend over and let me stick this probe up your ass! Why? Oh, because I want to see whether or not you've been engaging in homosexual activity." Yeah. I can really see that happening. And lesbians. That would be even more difficult. Clitical examinations? I'm not sure those are possible. 'Hi. I realize I'm a male doctor and not exactly your typical gynecologist, but before I can perform heart surgery, I'll need you to show me your clitoris... Thanks. No, I'm not a pervert. It's the law.'"

Thank you, Mister Brezowsky. Go about your MCAT studying and let me relish in the glory of your words for just a little while longer. (Also. Thanks to Eva for supplying the article.)

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...I just posted the first part of "Bugged!" up on FF.net and then realized that, given what I have planned for the later chapters, this was probably not a good idea. -_- I should probably take it down. Or prepare myself for "alternate chapters of doom!". *whimper*

Okay. Taking it down now.

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Two words.

Steaming. Phallus.

Thank you, Joan. My day has been made giggly.