Me. At work. Relish.

My morning thus far:

02:00 a.m. - Joan and I go to bed.
09:00 a.m. - alarm goes off. I turn it off and return to my blanket cocoon.
09:30 a.m. - I look at the clock, note the time, then curl up again.
09:45 a.m. - I look blearily at the clock. realize I have to be at work in fifteen minutes.
09:50 a.m. - I finally get around to getting out of bed.
09:55 a.m. - I leave for work.
09:59 a.m. - I stop to hold a conversation with Nick.
10:05 a.m. - after that long walk and conversation, I finally show up to work. My student is there.
10:07 a.m. - I realize this is the student who is always asking me out.
10:13 a.m. - student asks me out for the first time.
10:25 a.m. - we get on a tanget about old-school computer games. He does not remember Troggle Trouble.
10:33 a.m. - student asks me out. Again.
10:40 a.m. - student asks me out a third time.
10:45 a.m. - student completely forgets about his paper and goes on to talk about Otakon orgies.
10:50 a.m. - I end the session and ask the student to fill out an evaluation.
10:55 a.m. - my stalker student leaves, but not without first inviting me to the movies tonight. I tell him I am busy.
11:02 a.m. - my next student arrives.
11:10 a.m. - my next student leaves.
11:12 a.m. - I turn in my time sheet and wonder why I bothered to come to work at all.
11:15 a.m. - I sit down and start writing this entry as I wait for something to happen.

Mmm. Fun times, yes?

Le interview!

Aah, how I missed this meme... Anyway, phoenixchilde interviewed me! Let's see the results, shall we? (Oh, and if you'd like to be interviewed, feel free to comment. But remember -- there are conditions untold. I.e., when I can't think of a question... you'll end up with something uber-stupid. So there.)

1) In the true tradition of "live fast, die young," you're given the chance to earn untold amounts of fame and fortune in exchange for anything resembling life after thirty-five. Do you take it? Why or why not?

Of course not! While I could care less when or how I die, this question implies that someone will simply wave, smile, and give me the chance to be famous. I'd much rather earn it on my own, without the conditions Satan usually puts on his deals.

2) Favourite scent?

Pine. ^^

3) What's the one food combination that you adore, but, when you eat it in public, makes everyone else look at you and go "bzuh?"

Well... I'll eat almost anything if it's on a sandwich, you know? And sometimes at the school cafeteria, the food options suck... So I'll get a hotdog bun, put some relish in it, and eat that. ^.^ It makes quite a few of my eating companions give me funny looks, and that's a-okay with me.

4) Just because I'm curious: do you still have that "I Am Following My Fish" shirt?

Yes. Yes I do. ^_^ However, it is terribly faded. Do you think there's any way I could convince you to put the design back up so that I may acquire a new one?

5) If you were a movie, what movie would you be?

It would undoubtedly involve samurai, gay men, and crazy people. I'm not sure what category, if any, I would fall under, but it's a movie I would love to be. Because who doesn't love a movie about samurai, gay men, and crazy people? (Also, it would probably be anime. Sometimes I wonder if I watch anything but anime these days. ^^)