kageotogi

*grin* I believe I'm allowed to be amused.

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Drew: I realize now that you accursed beautiful women will be my downfall.

Me: eh?

Drew: Someone asked me to taking incriminating pictures of myself. So of course I'm doing it. You ask me to dress in women's clothing, of course I'm going to do it. One day, something will actually incriminate me instead of amusing someone. There's still a picture of me in schoolgirl outfit online that I know's going to come back to haunt me.

Me: *gigglefit*

Drew: you put it there!

Me: Eeeyup.

Drew: ... you're not going to be the one who destroys me, are you? *glares suspiciously*

Me: Mmm. Nah. I may have a hand in your destruction, yes, but I won't be the one who managed to wholly destroy you. Probably.

Drew: I guess it's slightly reassuring to know you care?

Me: I should hope so. ^.^

Drew: I fear you, [insert Ren's real name here] of the Canadian Lands, because shortly after "Drew Achieves World Revolution" is in the newspapers I'm gonna see "Pictures of a half-drunk Drew in a schoolgirl skirt" in the Enquirer.

Me: ^.^

Drew: those are the smileys of a devil woman

Me: A little.

Drew: when I conquer the world, you're either going to be locked up or given a medium sized country. I've yet to decide.

Me: Can it be a good prison?

Drew: "Good prison"? If you're into that sort of thing, I guess... But I mean, they're generally all the same. you know, dark, shackles, electric chair.

Me: That's true. Belgium, then?

Drew: hm. I could give a kingdom to rule *while* you're in shackles.

Me: ooooh.

Drew: that would be twisted, ironic, and kinky. Qualities everyone loves in a leader.

Me: Especially the kinky part, eh?

Drew: Clinton's everyone's favorite president for a reason. And really, if there were a Kinky Revolution, I would back it.

Me: Swank.