The end of Phish.

[kageotogi]

Yeah. So I left for dinner at five and I left the desk light on while I was away so the water would heat up. I returned about ten before six and discovered Phish a lá Bruce the Fish dead. I'm not sure if the water got too hot for him or if his earlier near-death experience took its toll, but both seem probable.

Anyway, I called my parents soon after. My dad was all sympathetic and such and advised me not to get a new fish until after I came home from school (I'll consider it). I could deal with that.

My mother laughed at it. She fucking laughed.

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[endaemion.livejournal.com]

Oo;;;
You're mom has always struck me as a cruel and unusual woman... I wouldn't take offense... Well, I would but...