Snakes on an Elevator.

[kageotogi]

This evening, while I was coming down in the elevator to leave work and go to my car, I had a thought. Um. Well, first, read this thread in domacatrix's journal, since that will pre-empt what I say next. After the thread, Joan IMed me, and I couldn't help myself:

Me: Snakes on an Elevaaaaator.
Joan: Yessssss
Me: Creeeeeeepy.
Me: That's what occurred to me while I was taking the elevator downstairs today BY MYSELF and it started creaking and making funny noises. My brain went "...snakes could totally come through the ventilation holes". My next thought was "...holy shit. If that happened, I'd probably piss myself." My third thought was something like "...I wonder if that would make the snakes go away?"
Me: And then the doors opened and everything was okay.
Joan: lol

That's... in case any of you wanted to know what I think about when I'm by myself on elevators. *facepalm* It could be worse. Yesterday I took the elevator up by myself and my brain went "...dude. The back of this elevator opens." And then my brain went "...this is like something out of a bad horror movie." And then I spent the rest of the elevator ride (and my morning) wondering how I could die in an elevator. Oddly enough, snakes didn't even occur to me at that point.

I have a to-do list, and I'm not sharing it with you. Nyuhnyuh.



Title: Defying Gravity
Artist: Wicked
Album: Wicked
Day: Twenty-one
Why? This song makes me think of Joan. Partially because she made it her theme song last year, yes, and partially because I just begged her to email it to me (my brother has stolen my CD), and partially because it's a very Joan song. Um. So why put it up for a NaNo download? That should be obvious. Dude. If we can defy gravity, of course we can hit 50,000 words by the end of the month. Piece of cake.

Comments

[marsgirlly.livejournal.com]

Ok, the songs just keep getting better. I love you and showtunes, hahaha!

[kageotogi.livejournal.com]

I don't think tomorrow will be a showtune, but I'll see what I can do. I certainly have a great many more shows to choose from. *coff*

[tabbyphobos.livejournal.com]

I would like to tell you that, while trying to write the word "alley" after reading this post, I wrote "elevator". Which is silly. You can't exactly have a swordfight in an elevator.

OR CAN YOU.

[kageotogi.livejournal.com]

You completely can, but it would have to be with some sort of sword style like epee. ^.^ That would be easiest.

(That made me grin. Thank you. XD)

[tabbyphobos.livejournal.com]

I suppose it would also matter what sort of elevator. If it was a service or freight elevator, I imagine it would do quite well. An elevator made for just people... maybe not.

(No problem. XD)

[kageotogi.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'll grant you that. Large elevator = better swordfight. But I think a smaller elevator would add considerably more detail to it, and thus -- more words. ^_~