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Emily was updating her AIM profile today and... well... *cough* You all have seen the first one, but here's her quote collection:

On the way to "Play Rights" an interactive show on rape:
Greg: well, it's interactive, so you get to join in and stuff!
Annie: yeah, I see that happening. "Okay, who wants to hop up on stage and be raped!"
Cathy: oooh, I do, I do! Pick me, pick me!!!

During question time at Play rights
Random Person to Will(Actor): Have you ever thought of doing Jessica and Maggie at the same time?
Will: I've not done it but I've thought about it.
Cathy: would mister slippy (the nickname the actors had given Will's manbits) be up for that?
Will to Me and Cathy (since I was next to her): if you girls want to stay after the show, we can find out...
Cathy: *proceeds to flick him off*

After football game where we all got free inflatable thundersticks (ie big red sticks)
Cathy: I miss my big red thing... (after I took the thunderstick away)

Cathy: they look so naughty...

Cathy (while pointing the big stick at my mouth): swallow, bitch!

Cathy: DON'T TAKE MY BID RED THING! IT DOESN'T LIKE YOU!!!

Cathy: you know what the best thing about these things is? You have to blow them up!
Greg: yeah, and have you read the directions? 'TO INFLATE: hold plastic open with thumbs and fingers and blow in here until firm'.
Cathy: too bad it doesn't work that way in real life.

The "big red things" (aka thundersticks) were big balloons that we all got when we got in that looked rather... Er... Let's just say that they resembled... Um... Uh... Yeah. ^^;;; Anyway, knowing what you all know about me, can you guess which person I am?
...right. The one with the really dirty mind.