Spam. Oh, and other blatherings.

[kageotogi]

imayb1 made a flowchart of all the "factions" in Gurabite (a long story, primarily involving a curious phrase found in an email I received a while back), and it's pretty interesting. (I'd link to it but, again, all my friends seem to think I will send them crazy stalkers and make their posts friends-only. I don't blame them, really, although some of these things would be fun to share. *heart*) Anyway, she placed me in Purgatory, where the "Repentant Non-Believers" go. In other words, those people who no longer write fanfic. I'm okay with that, but I warned her it would be like that for too much longer.

*ponder* I can't remember how long I've been on Gravi hiatus. Over a month. Since... March? I know it was right after I put the last bit of "Dizzy" on Gurabite. So yeah, March. Hm. That was longer than I hoped it would be. (To be fair, I haven't really been writing a lot of Gravitation, despite my best inclinations. Actually, I haven't been writing much of anything. I'm such a terrible person.)

Every time I check my email, I have new spam in my box. (Don't you guys love my lack of a transition?) All of this spam involves the size of my penis. Since I do not have a penis or any body part that really resembles a penis, this confuses me. The closest thing I have is a shark fetus in a jar. And that's saying something. Perhaps there's a reason behind this spam, however. Maybe they believe I would be better off if I owned a large penis? Should I look into that?

I technically don't have to go to class today, but I'm going anyway because I was stupid and told McShane that I would probably be there. And because Gail is giving her presentation today, and I did kind of tell her I'd be there to show my support. You know, since she was out of state for mine. *not bitter!*

I seriously need to figure out what I'm doing for finals and all. I technically don't have any finals; I have portfolios due Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday and I have to turn in a report for Gerry's class... but that's really it. I already did my final for both Tech Writing and my Honor's Thesis and my band final (the concert) is on Sunday... Huh. How bizarre.

'nyway. Tonight I work on portfolios for Fiction, Capstone, and Poetry. Tomorrow I have band rehearsal, and on Sunday I have a concert. I also need to find a Mother's Day gift for (obviously) my mother. Plus, I owe a bunch of people (five) drabbles! I will get to it super-quick, my promises.

*yawn* I really don't want to do anything today.

Comments

[foxxie-kittsune.livejournal.com]

*nods* I believe you should invest in a penis. I have heard they're all the rage these days and soon everyone will have one!

[kageotogi.livejournal.com]

I hate going with the fads, though...

[imayb1.livejournal.com]

I already have a crazy stalker! If s/he got a hold of the factions she'd probably take it seriously and wank about it somewhere and then I'd wind up on f_w again and really, I don't want to be there. ;D

LOL. Actually, you're welcome to cut and paste-- I don't care. :D

I am glad you think you'll be returning soon. I guess you'll move down the proverbial ladder to another faction. ♥

[kageotogi.livejournal.com]

On livejournal? Really? Do tell. (I need to pay more attention to these things, apparently.)

I might cut and paste; it depends on how willing I am to spam my flist today. ^^ I always feel bad when I post more than once a day; I feel like a journal whore.

I will be returning soon, I hope. I'll have all summer to work on it, and apparently I won't be attending grad school in the fall, so I'll have all fall and winter and all to work on it, too. Except for the whole getting a job thing, I'll have lots of time to write! *heart*

[imayb1.livejournal.com]

Yes, THE Anon reads ljs. She keeps track of my posts in various communities and everything. She has a huge beef against me for being a part of snarky_ffff. Lalalalala. Too bad the stalking is not very flattering! Hahahah. I think she reads "friends of GMM" to get the drop on gurabite writers.

WOO! for writing time!

[kageotogi.livejournal.com]

I'm really starting to think that THE Anon needs to get a life in the worst possible way.

Writing time is good, even if it does mean I have to go out into the real world. ^^

[lorryl.livejournal.com]

I got a couple spam mails about enlarging my penis from Jesus. I figure, since I'm a girl and all, if anyone can do that, it'd be him...

[kageotogi.livejournal.com]

...I've never gotten a spam from Jesus, but that sounds like it would be fun.

[moonlightwish.livejournal.com]

It would probably be about that car wash in LaVale.

[kageotogi.livejournal.com]

Weather permitting.

[bakayaro-onna.livejournal.com]

Some of us did not make it to any level of hell.... *laughs*

[kageotogi.livejournal.com]

That's because you don't really belong in a hell, fandom or otherwise. ^_~

[moonlightwish.livejournal.com]

I like how your band final is a concert.

It can't beat my senior exam from high school orchestra, though. One of the questions was, "What city does the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra play in?". Another was, "What instrument do you play?".

[kageotogi.livejournal.com]

My senior final for high school band consisted of playing a scale -- any scale -- on any instrument. I think I played mine on the pan pipes. Which I stole from David.

[moonlightwish.livejournal.com]

I think the band final is still something like that; I think Tiffany played a scale on glass bottles or something.

[kageotogi.livejournal.com]

*nod* Yeah. The senior band final is always playing a scale back at Glenelg.